Miscellaneous (one-liners, jokes, news…)
Supersonic
I can’t wait till cars go supersonic. Not for the speed, no. For the honking. Supersonic cars will take honking to a new dimension. There would be no point in honking the car in front of you because you'd get there before the sound of your horn. When you honk, the car behind you would hear it. And bumper stickers would be on the front bumper. You’d look in your rear-view mirror and see a bumper sticker that says ‘Honk if you love Jesus’. Or ‘Honk if you believe climate change is a hoax, if you don’t give a shit about the Paris Accord and you want more and more oil drilling, even in national parks’.
Mind you, that's a pretty long bumper sticker to read in your mirror, especially if you're driving at supersonic speed on a country road.
UNSURE SHOES
You know those shoes that have shoelaces and a zipper? I think the people who wear them are indecisive. I wouldn’t hire someone who shows up with shoes like that at a job interview to be, say, an air traffic controller.